I am still addicted to this site. It’s all I seem to be able to do at work. God. What my life has become? If you haven’t done it yet, jump on the bandwagon.
A better way to phrase this already horrible pun would have been …
Nick Jonas always seems to be breaking into song. It’s probably because he can’t find the right key.
I don’t think I could come quietly. He’d have to charge me with aiding and a-bedding.
lets be WILL and GRACE. except both with red hair.
Perfect. Great idea, lovey. I’ve always wanted to be Jewish anyway. I’ll get a perm this weekend … and marry Harry Connick Jr. (no big deal, or anything)
The answer? Absofuckinglutely.
Nothing gets me off quite like a good pun. Speaking of which …
On CSI, they found semen in a girl’s ear.
I guess she could hear her killer coming.
There is a kid who sits across from me in the Office who is a Tobey Maguire look-alike. I keep waiting for him to shoot sillystring out of his wrists or climb up the partitions between his desk and the door.
He also has a Staten Island accent which adds to the effect.
Summer Goal #1: Recreate a Lady Gaga outfit and wear it somewhere completely inappropriate. This one looks pretty easy, but I’m sort of tempted to go for the bubbledress.
